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procrastveitor:

loudons:

A moment of silence to all the kids who can’t wait to become a teenager because they think it’s fun

Two hours of silence for all the teenagers who can’t wait to become adults because they think they’ll get to do whatever they want

a shot of vodka to all the 20 somethings who are coping with a lack of rent money by sitting around eating captain crunch in dinosaur PJs wishing they were actually a pre-teen again. 

(via diving-dragons)

Things I have learned today:

1. Tea tree oil takes permanent marker off plastic

2. Cleaning is better when no pants are worn

3. My fiancé is more productive than I am

tenthousand-thoughts:

You came to the right neighbourhood, new best friend!

tenthousand-thoughts:

You came to the right neighbourhood, new best friend!

(via legolastargaryen)

(Source: smallfucks, via bundle-of-sunshine)

risingconfidence:

ultraviol-et:



urbanarboriculture:

Artist Peter Cook, grew this living garden chair using tree shaping methods, primarily training a living tree through constricting the direction of branch growth. The chair took about eight years to grow.



he’s wearing crocs

He grew a tree into a chair. He can wear whatever the fuck he wants.

risingconfidence:

ultraviol-et:

urbanarboriculture:

Artist Peter Cook, grew this living garden chair using tree shaping methods, primarily training a living tree through constricting the direction of branch growth. The chair took about eight years to grow.

he’s wearing crocs

He grew a tree into a chair. He can wear whatever the fuck he wants.

(via bundle-of-sunshine)

(Source: prometyda, via the-fault-lies-amongst-our-stars)

fuckyeahtattoos:

By ohtanyagee, San Diego California studio 767. Instagram @ohtanyagee

fuckyeahtattoos:

By ohtanyagee, San Diego California studio 767. Instagram @ohtanyagee

(via wolf-zombie)

efficientenough:

poopflow:

*oitnb theme song plays* *runs 3 miles* *takes 2 hour nap* *goes out to dinner* *comes back and takes a shower* *episode starts*

you’ve got time

(via the-prince-of-vaudeville)

Here’s a tip for everyone. NEVER BE ROOMMATES WITH TRASHY PEOPLE WHO WILL END UP FUCKING YOU OVER IN THE END BECAUSE THEY ARE SOME RARE KIND OF DOUCHEY TRASH. If they are evicted from one apartment, DON’T LET THEM AND ALL THEIR FUCKING CATS MOVE IN WITH YOU! Your house will smell like cat pee because they SUCK AT CLEANING LITTER BOXES, and your house will always be a god damned mess because you are suddenly living with gross toddlers. FUCK TRASHY PEOPLE!

whiteboyfriend:

rumour:

*logs in to tumblr*image

i used to be the guy running but now im chanting too

(via camdrogynous)

I’m getting married in 24 days. TWENTY FOUR. Where has the time gone? I feel like we met just yesterday. I still remember the shirt he was wearing the day we met, the exact spot we met, and how he awkwardly acted as if he was going to give me a hug when he was about the leave, but I wasn’t sure if that what was actually happening and I awkwardly ruined the moment. I love this crazy boy. We fight, we laugh, we cry, but most importantly we love. We love with everything we have. We have 5 fur children together and our lives our hectic and most the time we are pretty broke, and somehow through it all, everything always aligns just right and at the end of the day we are the happiest we have ever been. He drives me so freaking crazy, to where I want to pull all my hair out, and I know I do the same to him (but worse, especially during that special time of the month), but I know neither of  us would have it any other way. I love you Adam poopy pants. 

planetfuckingjupiter:

new olympic sport: the contestants must sit on their legs until they fall asleep and then run down a flight of stairs

(via leavemeyourstardust1006)

ryansallans:

I’ve had the great pleasure of getting to know the mom of this family after she had read my memoir, Second Son. If you want your heart warmed, I recommend taking the time to watch Ryland’s story. 

igohardinovertime:

i cried

I just want to give that zebra some ice cream.

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via nathusdorkus)

accionerds:

Inmates and their crimes

(via genderqueer-atheist-moonie)

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